Romney: 'Poor People are Delicious'

MITT ROMNEY HAD HIS FIRST CANDID MOMENT ON TV SUNDAY NIGHT.

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In an interview with MSNBC on Sunday night, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney admitted that he thinks that the nation’s poor are “absolutely delicious.”

Nice Try

BY OSAMA BIN LADEN, SUPERTERRORIST

I’ll give you this, America: that was your best shot yet. A point blank double-tap to the head would kill most terrorists, so you certainly aren’t to blame for it not working.

And then sinking what you thought was my lifeless body to the bottom of the ocean? I have to reluctantly give credit where credit is due. That was a really nice try at killing me.

Santorum Campaign a Glaring Reminder of America's Self-Loathing

DRESSING AND ACTING LIKE A TOTAL DICK-BAG MAY ACTUALLY BE HELPING RICK SANTORUM'S PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN.

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After years wandering the political wilderness, former Republican senator Rick Santorum used a late surge in polling to capture a virtual tie for first place in the Iowa caucuses held earlier this month, which rejuvenated his flagging campaign and finally revealed on a national stage the level to which American self-loathing has risen.

GOP: Debates Renewed for Second Season

REALITY-TV HAS BECOME A STAPLE EVEN OF NEWS OUTLETS SUCH AS CNN.

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Executives at CNN announced on Thursday that they had reached a deal with the Republican Party to renew the hit reality series GOP: Debates for a second season.

Newt Gingrich Thinking About Corn Dogs

FORMER SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NEWT GINGRICH WON'T STOP THINKING ABOUT CORN DOGS UNTIL HE GETS BACK TO HIS HOTEL ROOM LATER AND TAKES DOWN ABOUT A HALF-DOZEN OF THEM, AT LEAST.

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In the final Republican presidential debate before the key South Carolina primary election, Newt Gingrich solidified his position as a strong contender to the current front-runner, Mitt Romney. Also, he is thinking about corn dogs.