June 13, 2011

Fucking Magnets: How They Work
by Dr. Hans von Griebel, PhD.



Fucking magnetism is one of the four principle forces in physics, along with gravity and strong- and weak-nuclear forces. A fucking magnet is defined as any object that has a fucking magnetic field.

It attracts ferrous objects like pieces of iron, steel, nickel and cobalt. Fucking magnetic fields are produced by the motion of electrical charges. The fucking magnetic field's lines of force exit the fucking magnet from its north pole and enter its south pole.

The movement of electrons creates a force along these lines, much like an ocean or electrical current. Permanent or hard fucking magnets create their own fucking magnetic field all the time.

Temporary or soft fucking magnets produce fucking magnetic fields while in the presence of a fucking magnetic field and for a short while after exiting the field. Fucking electromagnets produce fucking magnetic fields only when electricity travels through their wire coils. 

Dr. von Griebel is an award-winning physicist, most well-known for his work on astronomical fucking magnetism. He holds several advanced degrees in physics and fucking astrophysics, and is a tenured professor at Apartment 3 University.