March 6, 2012

Rush Limbaugh Still a Stupid Asshole

TALK SHOW HOST RUSH LIMBAUGH CONTINUES TO NOT SURPRISE ANYONE WITH HOW MUCH OF A DILDO HE IS SOMETIMES.


Following comments made by the conservative radio host on Wednesday, analysts have universally concluded that Rush Limbaugh remains a raging, douchey, and stupid fucking asshole.

“The data is absolutely conclusive,” said shithead expert Dicky Bloads. “Just like when he suggested [NFL Quarterback] Donovan McNabb was overrated because he’s black, or when he said Mexicans are more likely to become cannibals, Limbaugh’s remarks about [Georgetown law student] Sandra Fluke prove that he’s the premier jacktard in America.”

Mr. Limbaugh had managed to go nearly six months without saying something publicly that got the nation outraged at his extent of assholery.

“It’s good that the media stays on top of this,” said Lucy Edwards of the Radio Watchdog Association. “The American people should never be allowed to forget what an absolute fuckface [Mr. Limbaugh] is.”