March 6, 2012

Rush Limbaugh Still a Stupid Asshole

TALK SHOW HOST RUSH LIMBAUGH CONTINUES TO NOT SURPRISE ANYONE WITH HOW MUCH OF A DILDO HE IS SOMETIMES.


Following comments made by the conservative radio host on Wednesday, analysts have universally concluded that Rush Limbaugh remains a raging, douchey, and stupid fucking asshole.

March 2, 2012

Joseph Smith Posthumously Circumcised

 JOSEPH SMITH IS FINALLY LOSING HIS FORESKIN, 166 YEARS AFTER HIS DEATH.


TOPEKA, KS — A synagogue practicing an obscure denomination of Sephardic Judaism has started a nationwide controversy by going through with a long-planned ceremony to posthumously circumcise Joseph Smith, the inventor of Mormonism.