August 10, 2012

Swine Gonorrhea is No Laughing Matter



BY CELEBRITY DOCTOR ROGER CHAKRAVORTI

Most Apartment 3ers are aware that the swine flu is a very real threat to their health and well being. And why wouldn’t they be? Swine flu gets all the attention in the media, and doctors all around the country are falling over themselves to diagnose and treat anyone with swine flu that they can in the hopes of making the papers.

At Dr. Chak’s Celebrity Medical Clinic we aim to stay on the leading edge of disease treatment technology. That’s why we can’t only be concerned with swine flu, but have to take all swine diseases into account. Here in Apartment 3, there’s a new threat on the horizon that hardly anyone’s talking about: Swine gonorrhea.

August 9, 2012

Herman Cain Forced to Apologize for Video In Which He Appears to Drown a Hobo

HERMAN CAIN MAINTAINS THAT "ONLY A FEW" HOBOS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THE CONTROVERSIAL INTERNET VIDEO.


Formal presidential candidate Herman Cain has issued an apology following a public outcry over a video his political action committee released this week in which Mr. Cain appears to drown a hobo.

August 6, 2012

Fast Food Restaurants Cashing In On Homophobia Craze

CHICK-FIL-A EMPLOYEES COULD BARELY KEEP UP WITH ALL THE HOMOPHOBIC ENERGY IN THE AIR ON WEDNESDAY. 


Following the massively successful Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day Wednesday, which featured jam-packed stores, record sales, and lines around the block for the embattled chicken sandwich merchant, many other fast food restaurants are eager to cash in on homophobia fever currently sweeping America.