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RFK Jr: Haitian Immigrants Eating Cats And Dogs Incorrectly
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LOS ANGELES — In response to the swirling controversy around Donald Trump’s baseless claims about migrants living in Springfield, Ohio, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. alleged in a speech that Haitian immigrants are preparing and eating cats and dogs in the wrong manner.
More And More People Every Year Willing To Ignore Fact That Golf Is Stupid
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JUPITER, FL — With the number of players increasing significantly in the past few years, it’s becoming clear that more people than ever are willing to overlook the fact that golf — a sport that entails repeatedly hitting a tiny ball with different sticks — is fundamentally stupid.