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New App Requires Two-Factor Authentication Like Your Account The Federal Fucking Reserve Or Something
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KinPix, a recently-downloaded photo-sharing app geared toward families to share pictures privately amongst themselves, requires you to use two-factor authentication to log into your account as if it were the Federal fucking Reserve or something.
Supreme Court Rules Cybertruck Explosion Actually A Pretty Cool Way To Go Out
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WASHINGTON — By a 7-2 decision, the Supreme Court ruled on Tuesday that dying in a fiery explosion caused by the shoddy design and flimsy construction of a Tesla Cybertruck would actually be a pretty cool way to go out.