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Trump Offers Best Deal Yet On Speakers From Back Of Van
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NEW YORK — Claiming that he’d really like to get rid of them today but doesn’t necessarily have to, golf course manager Donald Trump offered what he said was the lowest possible price he could on the two large speakers in the back of his van.
J.D. Vance: Springfield, Ohio Being Invaded By Bomb-Sniffing Dogs
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SPARTA, MI — Vice Presidential candidate J.D. Vance said at a campaign appearance today that Springfield, a small city in western Ohio, has in recent days been invaded by a pack of dozens of bomb-sniffing dogs.