Seriously, Whose Idea Was It To Put So Many Goddamn Fake Spiderwebs On The Bushes Out Front?
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Nation Shocked By Logical Endpoint Of Trump Presidency
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WASHINGTON — Following an attack and attempted insurrection at the U.S. Capitol, in a day filled with violence and pandemonium, the nation is in a state of shock at what has long been the only logical endpoint to a Trump presidency that has been on a path to this moment since the day it began.
Cordyceps Mushroom Emerges From Trump’s Skull
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MIAMI — While delivering remarks on Wednesday afternoon to national business leaders to solicit political donations, a cordyceps mushroom emerged from the skull of golf course manager Donald Trump.