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Supreme Court Rules Your Cousin’s Destination Wedding Not Far Enough Away To Skip
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WASHINGTON — In a disappointing 9-0 decision on Wednesday, the Supreme Court ruled that your cousin’s wedding, which is being held at a barn-style event space on practically the opposite side of the state in which you live, is nonetheless not far enough away for you to skip going to entirely.