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Supreme Court Rules Cybertruck Explosion Actually A Pretty Cool Way To Go Out
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WASHINGTON — By a 7-2 decision, the Supreme Court ruled on Tuesday that dying in a fiery explosion caused by the shoddy design and flimsy construction of a Tesla Cybertruck would actually be a pretty cool way to go out.
Supreme Court Rules Your Favorite Kind Of Pizza Not The Real Kind Of Pizza
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WASHINGTON — In a stunning 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled on Thursday that your favorite kind of pizza, the kind that you grew up with and that you've always known to be the one true kind of pizza, is not actually the real kind of pizza.