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Report: Not Even Worth It To Change From Pajama Sweatpants Into Work Sweatpants
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SPOKANE, WA — Following extensive research spanning several years, a newly published report has found that the act of changing from pajama sweatpants into work-from-home sweatpants every morning is completely unnecessary, and ultimately not even worth it.
‘Blazing Saddles Could Not Be Made Today’ Proclaims Butt Of Every Joke In 'Blazing Saddles'
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MINT HILL, NC — Lacking any sense of self-awareness or irony, retired electrician Gerald Anders declared that the classic Mel Brooks comedy Blazing Saddles could not be made in today's politically correct climate, without even realizing that he was the butt of nearly every joke featured in the film.