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Hegseth Releases Damning Report On Pentagon's Total Lack Of Babes
Trump Declares Wartime Powers Over ABC Daytime Programming
Hegseth Calls Emergency Tupperware Party
Trump: UN Headquarters Only Has Scratchy Kind Of Toilet Paper
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Stephen Miller Figures He Only 2-3 War Crimes Away From Earning Respect Of High School Classmates
Apple Tries To Sell World On ‘iPhone’ Concept One Last Time Before Giving Up
Senate Committee Asks RFK Jr. To Remove Leeches Prior To Testimony
Trump Orders Pentagon Change Into Easier To Remember Shape
Ghislaine Maxwell Transferred To Minimum-Security Bottomless Pit
Trump Directs Smithsonian To Celebrate Advancements In Human Trafficking Since Slavery Era
TSA To Require All Human Remains Fit In Single Rolled-Up Carpet
ESPN, NFL Reach Landmark Agreement To Never Acknowledge Utter Pointlessness Of Professional Sports
Study: Word For ‘Thighs’ Is Weird In Every Language
Trump Awards Ghislaine Maxwell Presidential Medal Of Silence
FAA: Commercial Air Travel Still Safer Than Getting Shot From Cannon
ICE Agents Storm To Front Of Cronut Line
DOJ Warns Trump That Epstein Files Include Over 500 References To “Weird-Shaped Penis”
Groggy Hegseth Can’t Remember Where He Parked Aircraft Carrier Last Night
Disappointed Trump Thought Military Parade Would Be Kind With Giant Inflatable Garfield
Nation’s Executives Announce Updated Work-From-Yacht Policy
Poll: Majority Of Americans Disapprove Of Majority Of Americans
Supreme Court Rules All This Probably Illegal
AI-Powered Toilet Considering AI-Powered Self Harm
Late-Rising ICE Agent Opts For Face Mask In Place Of Morning Makeup Routine
‘More!’ Screams Angry Tom Cruise As He Nears Bottom Of Popcorn Bucket
Tulsi Gabbard Thought U.S. Intelligence Apparatus Would Have Access To Way Better Crystals
Trump Accepts Luxury Wienermobile From Kingdom Of Oscarmayerstan
Asterisk Added To Constitution
Trump Assures Nation Pro-Palestinian Protesters Living On Free Speech Farm Upstate
EPA Rule Change Allows Increased Number Of Corpses In U.S. Waterways
Trump Activates Tesla’s Full Self-Driving, Asks To Be Taken “Anywhere But Here”
Elon Musk Calls Emergency DOGE Meeting To Restore Government Funding Of Sperm Collection Cups
Trump Signs Executive Order Designating English As Nation’s Official Muffin
Florida Adds Cucumber & Taco Combo Platter To Cafeteria Menus In Place Of Statewide Sex Education
Trump Still Mulling Over List Of Journalists To Dismember
11 ChatGPT Prompts To Help You Dismantle The Federal Government
JD Vance Mar-a-Lago Membership Application Denied
Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring It Totally Normal To Spend 7-9 Hours Per Day On Toilet
Hegseth Suggests Pentagon Could Save Billions By Getting Pitchers Instead Of Individual Beers
RFK Jr Spends Entire Afternoon Explaining To Trump Why Natural Peanut Butter Must Be Stirred
Trump Vows His Administration Will Be First To Send Astronauts To Die Halfway To Mars
Trump Administration Adds ‘Bribes’ Page To Official White House Web Site