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Groggy Hegseth Can’t Remember Where He Parked Aircraft Carrier Last Night
Jun 13
Disappointed Trump Thought Military Parade Would Be Kind With Giant Inflatable Garfield
Jun 13
Nation’s Executives Announce Updated Work-From-Yacht Policy
Jun 13
Poll: Majority Of Americans Disapprove Of Majority Of Americans
Jun 10
Supreme Court Rules All This Probably Illegal
Jun 9
AI-Powered Toilet Considering AI-Powered Self Harm
Jun 6
Late-Rising ICE Agent Opts For Face Mask In Place Of Morning Makeup Routine
Jun 5
Phallic Imagery Coincidental
Jun 4
Disheveled Elon Musk Announces He Leaving Government Until Something Done About Spiders Crawling Everywhere
Jun 3
‘More!’ Screams Angry Tom Cruise As He Nears Bottom Of Popcorn Bucket
Jun 2

May 2025

Tulsi Gabbard Thought U.S. Intelligence Apparatus Would Have Access To Way Better Crystals
WASHINGTON — Following months of familiarizing herself with the agencies and personnel that she oversees, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi…
May 30
Trump Accepts Luxury Wienermobile From Kingdom Of Oscarmayerstan
May 29
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