Archive - Apartment 3 Gazette

Character In Action Movie Drives Wrong Direction On Highway To Shorten Daily Commute By Four Minutes

Oct 15

ICE Announces Casual Violence Fridays

Oct 15

JD Vance Receives Massage Therapist Certification

Oct 15

Hegseth Releases Damning Report On Pentagon's Total Lack Of Babes

Oct 6

Trump Declares Wartime Powers Over ABC Daytime Programming

Oct 2

September 2025

Hegseth Calls Emergency Tupperware Party

Sep 26

Trump: UN Headquarters Only Has Scratchy Kind Of Toilet Paper

Sep 25

[REDACTED] Charlie Kirk [REDACTED], [REDACTED] Free Speech [REDACTED]

Sep 16

Stephen Miller Figures He Only 2-3 War Crimes Away From Earning Respect Of High School Classmates

Sep 16

Apple Tries To Sell World On ‘iPhone’ Concept One Last Time Before Giving Up

Sep 10

Senate Committee Asks RFK Jr. To Remove Leeches Prior To Testimony

Sep 5

August 2025

Trump Orders Pentagon Change Into Easier To Remember Shape

Aug 28

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