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House Ethics Panel Leaves Matt Gaetz Investigation Wrapped In Paper Bag In The Woods

Elon Musk Introduces Line Of Belt-Tightening Robots For Every American

Democrats Reeling From Historically Low Turnout Among Election Thieves

Trump Transition Team Gives RFK Jr Directions To Different Mar-a-Lago

Nation Admits It Forgot To Look Up ‘Fascism’ In Dictionary Before Voting

Jimmy Carter Can’t Believe He Lived To 100 For This

Joe Rogan Offers No Pushback To Trump Claim He Not Currently Appearing On Joe Rogan Podcast

The Apartment 3 Gazette Endorses Donald Trump For Manager Of Our Municipal Golf Course’s Snack Bar

Report: Nation Still Needs A Few More Good Superhero Movies In Order To Process 9/11

Seriously, Whose Idea Was It To Put So Many Goddamn Fake Spiderwebs On The Bushes Out Front?

Jeff Bezos Sends Firstborn Son To Ward At Mar-a-Lago

Harris/Walz Unveil Synchronized Dance Routine As Campaign’s Closing Argument

Trump: Puerto Ricans Are My Favorite Kind Of Mexicans

Falling Crime Rate Leads To Worrying Decrease In High-Society Jewel Heists

Trump Offers Best Deal Yet On Speakers From Back Of Van

Report: Not Even Worth It To Change From Pajama Sweatpants Into Work Sweatpants

‘Blazing Saddles Could Not Be Made Today’ Proclaims Butt Of Every Joke In 'Blazing Saddles'

J.D. Vance: Springfield, Ohio Being Invaded By Bomb-Sniffing Dogs

RFK Jr: Haitian Immigrants Eating Cats And Dogs Incorrectly

More And More People Every Year Willing To Ignore Fact That Golf Is Stupid

Trump Inducted Into Rapist Hall Of Fame

Pat McAfee Revealed To Be Target Of Brosylvanian Influence Campaign

Biden Vows To Use Remainder Of Term Finishing Model Train Set In White House Basement

Biden Announces Funeral

J.D. Vance Googles ‘Donald Trump Net Worth’ Again

J.D. Vance Closes Out RNC With Fifteen-Minute Banjo Solo

Florida RNC Delegation Made Up Entirely Of Gremlins From ‘Gremlins 2: The New Batch’

Reflective Trump: Country Must Unite Around Idea That My First Term Never Happened

Trump: ‘I Definitely Prefer Sowing To Reaping’

Nation Just Going To Go With ‘This Shouldn’t Have Happened’

Fox News Producer Really Liking This Election Season’s Crop Of Migrant Caravans

Report: God Willing To Overlook ‘Popeye’ When Judging Shelley Duvall’s Soul

New App Requires Two-Factor Authentication Like Your Account The Federal Fucking Reserve Or Something

Cold, Lonely Despair Takes Lead In Presidential Race

Trump: No Intention Of Serving As President Beyond This Lifetime

Biden Announces He Hopes To One Day Meet The President

Biden Drops Out Of Olympic 100-Meter Race

Supreme Court Rules Future Rulings To Be Made By Winner Of Annual Arm-Wrestling Tournament

Biden Coughs Up Dead Cat

Post-Debate Poll: Trump-Biden Tied At 0%

Supreme Court Rules Your Cousin’s Destination Wedding Not Far Enough Away To Skip

Supreme Court Rules Cybertruck Explosion Actually A Pretty Cool Way To Go Out

Trump Engulfed In Swarm Of Bees

Trump Steps On Skateboard And Rolls Into Active Steel Mill

Trump Dragged For Ten Miles Behind Garbage Truck

Cordyceps Mushroom Emerges From Trump’s Skull

Trump Gets Entire Cornish Game Hen Lodged In Throat

Trump Swallowed Whole By Burmese Python

Trump Overwhelmed By Encroaching Lava Flow

Trump Falls Out Of Helicopter

Trump Accidentally Swallows Handful Of Lit M-80's

Trump Kidnapped By Family Of Feral Apes

Trump Sawed In Half At Chainsaw Juggling Demonstration

Trump Given Extra Scoop Of Ice Cream For Handling His First Conviction Like A Big Boy

Are You Better Off Today Than You Were 4 Years Ago When We Were On The Brink Of Civilizational Collapse?

Majority Of Republicans Believe 2020 Election Stolen By Hamburglar

Trump Switching To Off-Brand Horse Amphetamines Amid Dwindling Finances

Aaron Rodgers Preparing For Possible VP Nom By Listening To Extra Podcasts

Biden Body Double Riding High After Delivering Speech Of His Life

Tucker Carlson Stunned By Length of Russian CVS Receipt

Trump Releases Doctor’s Note Confirming He Can Wipe Own Ass