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House Ethics Panel Leaves Matt Gaetz Investigation Wrapped In Paper Bag In The Woods
Elon Musk Introduces Line Of Belt-Tightening Robots For Every American
Democrats Reeling From Historically Low Turnout Among Election Thieves
Trump Transition Team Gives RFK Jr Directions To Different Mar-a-Lago
Nation Admits It Forgot To Look Up ‘Fascism’ In Dictionary Before Voting
Jimmy Carter Can’t Believe He Lived To 100 For This
Joe Rogan Offers No Pushback To Trump Claim He Not Currently Appearing On Joe Rogan Podcast
The Apartment 3 Gazette Endorses Donald Trump For Manager Of Our Municipal Golf Course’s Snack Bar
Report: Nation Still Needs A Few More Good Superhero Movies In Order To Process 9/11
Seriously, Whose Idea Was It To Put So Many Goddamn Fake Spiderwebs On The Bushes Out Front?
Jeff Bezos Sends Firstborn Son To Ward At Mar-a-Lago
Harris/Walz Unveil Synchronized Dance Routine As Campaign’s Closing Argument
Trump: Puerto Ricans Are My Favorite Kind Of Mexicans
Falling Crime Rate Leads To Worrying Decrease In High-Society Jewel Heists
Trump Offers Best Deal Yet On Speakers From Back Of Van
Report: Not Even Worth It To Change From Pajama Sweatpants Into Work Sweatpants
‘Blazing Saddles Could Not Be Made Today’ Proclaims Butt Of Every Joke In 'Blazing Saddles'
J.D. Vance: Springfield, Ohio Being Invaded By Bomb-Sniffing Dogs
RFK Jr: Haitian Immigrants Eating Cats And Dogs Incorrectly
More And More People Every Year Willing To Ignore Fact That Golf Is Stupid
Trump Inducted Into Rapist Hall Of Fame
Pat McAfee Revealed To Be Target Of Brosylvanian Influence Campaign
Biden Vows To Use Remainder Of Term Finishing Model Train Set In White House Basement
J.D. Vance Googles ‘Donald Trump Net Worth’ Again
J.D. Vance Closes Out RNC With Fifteen-Minute Banjo Solo
Florida RNC Delegation Made Up Entirely Of Gremlins From ‘Gremlins 2: The New Batch’
Reflective Trump: Country Must Unite Around Idea That My First Term Never Happened
Trump: ‘I Definitely Prefer Sowing To Reaping’
Nation Just Going To Go With ‘This Shouldn’t Have Happened’
Fox News Producer Really Liking This Election Season’s Crop Of Migrant Caravans
Report: God Willing To Overlook ‘Popeye’ When Judging Shelley Duvall’s Soul
Cold, Lonely Despair Takes Lead In Presidential Race
Trump: No Intention Of Serving As President Beyond This Lifetime
Biden Announces He Hopes To One Day Meet The President
Biden Drops Out Of Olympic 100-Meter Race
Supreme Court Rules Future Rulings To Be Made By Winner Of Annual Arm-Wrestling Tournament
Post-Debate Poll: Trump-Biden Tied At 0%
Supreme Court Rules Your Cousin’s Destination Wedding Not Far Enough Away To Skip
Supreme Court Rules Cybertruck Explosion Actually A Pretty Cool Way To Go Out
Trump Engulfed In Swarm Of Bees
Trump Steps On Skateboard And Rolls Into Active Steel Mill
Trump Dragged For Ten Miles Behind Garbage Truck
Cordyceps Mushroom Emerges From Trump’s Skull
Trump Gets Entire Cornish Game Hen Lodged In Throat
Trump Swallowed Whole By Burmese Python
Trump Overwhelmed By Encroaching Lava Flow
Trump Accidentally Swallows Handful Of Lit M-80's
Trump Kidnapped By Family Of Feral Apes
Trump Sawed In Half At Chainsaw Juggling Demonstration
Trump Given Extra Scoop Of Ice Cream For Handling His First Conviction Like A Big Boy
Majority Of Republicans Believe 2020 Election Stolen By Hamburglar
Trump Switching To Off-Brand Horse Amphetamines Amid Dwindling Finances
Aaron Rodgers Preparing For Possible VP Nom By Listening To Extra Podcasts
Biden Body Double Riding High After Delivering Speech Of His Life